i’m in a funk…
Some days I hate people. I’m in a funk, and possibly adopting my brother-in-law’s dog. I’ve summarized the situation in a haiku.
boy dates welfare mom
she wants him to dump his dog
must choose dog or girl
dog loved you six years
only known girl for three months
is blow job worth it?
OMG! While I don’t mean to laugh about you being in a funk, and I feel sorry for the poor dog, you are hilarious. I’m gonna love reading your blog.
lifeischange said this on April 25th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Luckily, my funk was short. I think a cousin is going to take the dog until my husband and I close on a house and can take him.
nahgems said this on April 26th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
In a word…NO! Keep the dog, kennel the girl! :)
dailyplanetprincess said this on April 27th, 2009 at 2:26 am
i totally agree. i got more details. apparently the 3.5 year old has been spraying perfume in the dogs face and trying to put makeup on it. I think *I* would snap at a 3.5 year old that tried to do that to me (I might even actually bite). I’m shocked the dog *didn’t* bite.
nahgems said this on April 27th, 2009 at 5:03 pm