Archive for April, 2009

Is it me? Do I smell?

• Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Posted in meh | 2 Comments »


you *seriously* thought that was less offensive?

• Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »


is it worth 17,666,215 gummi bears?

• Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Posted in cool stuff | No Comments »


I know buying a home is stupid. You are a random stranger. I don’t want your advice.

• Monday, April 27th, 2009

Posted in i hate people | No Comments »


even passing NINE porsches yesterday wasn’t enough to make me feel happy…

• Friday, April 24th, 2009

Posted in i am a horrible person, i hate people | No Comments »


i’m in a funk…

• Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Posted in i hate people | 4 Comments »


FML. I paid $105 for cous cous that gave me the shits…

• Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Posted in i hate people | 2 Comments »


stupid hipsters. i want my craigslist back.

• Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »


you are not a four year old. i am not your mommy. i can’t take your swanky google phone away…

• Saturday, April 11th, 2009

Posted in i hate people | No Comments »


to the unfortunate reader with painful ass acne whose dad smells of poo….

• Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »


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