kicking puppies is bad

I got pink fleece footed PJs with monkeys on them for Christmas. Who knew they came in big-people sizes. Aren’t you jealous?

My family opened Christmas stockings last night. Yes, I am 27 and still get a Christmas stocking. I remember watching one of those Christmas movies when I was little. Everyone ran downstairs and started checking tags on gifts to see which presents belonged the them. I thought it was so weird, because Santa always color coded our gifts. The red presents were always mine, and the green ones were my sister’s. When I think about it, my parents were pretty smart.