kicking puppies is bad

As the holidays get closer, I am always amazed by the new holiday decorations. Last year, I almost purchased an inflatable nativity scene for my yard. Everyone should have their own inflatable baby Jesus. But I wimped out at the last minute. My neighborhood is pretty Catholic. And I didn’t want people throwing bricks through my windows. They might accidentally hit my puppy. And that would make me sad. Why do people want to attack my puppies?

Maybe if inflatable nativities are 1/2 price after Christmas I will pick one up this year. Shockingly, there are apparently multiple companies making inflatible nativity scenes now. But I probably won’t get one. I am fairly happy with lots and lots of LED lights instead. I love christmas lights. They make everything sparkley. Oooo. Sparkles….

This morning I came across this:

Among other things, it states that it is intended as satire (but that it is also a “real” product – you can buy it). And if it wasn’t $15, I just might.

Protect our troops – from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3″ long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

Show that you support the “culture of life” by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

I think my favorite part is that it is also “available in brown“. That’s right, your fetus soldier doesn’t have to be caucasian. I would actually be curious to know how many they sell…