kicking puppies is bad

I was reading one of the manuals that spontaneously appeared on my desk this week (Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees). I’m not entirely sure how it ended up on my desk. I’m even less sure why I decided to read it. Page sixteen offered the following handy piece of advice, “Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes.” Someone apparently thought incorporating this advice into my daily routine would drastically improve my quality of life. *Sigh* Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes? WTF?