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I got this email based on my last journal entry (or possibly based on my profile and several of my journal entries?):

Based on the general mood of your last blog post, where you whined and bitched about strangers giving you too much positive attention for several paragraphs, I decided to help you balance things out.So, I present to you….. the reality check. Dah na nahhhh….

I think it’s absolutely fucking disgusting that self-centered little whores join a personals website where they undoubtedly expect to get attention, then bitch and moan about how much attention they’re getting like that wasn’t the whole god damn reason they signed up in the first place. WHO THE FUCK CRIES ABOUT POSITIVE FEEDBACK!?!?!?

What bothers me the most is the reality that men, especially nerdy fat kids, who would appreciate such attention like it was the second coming of Christ, get absolutely none of it. Yet, undeserving drama queens such as yourself get a cult following of pawns actually willing to COMPLIMENT YOU for being such a spoiled brat.

“Boohoo, guys are hitting on me. They’re saying nice things to me.”
What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have any idea how many people would kill to be surrounded by so much affection? And I don’t want to hear any bullshit about how they all just want to get into your pants. That’s not an excuse for ignoring guys who have put forth the effort to win you over when you’ve done absolutely NOTHING in return but sit there and “look pretty”. You want to talk about making assumptions? Who are you to talk you hypocrite???? You judge every single person who drops a note on your doorstep before they even get the opportunity to explain why they’re kissing your ass.

You know what would happen if a guy went around saying basic introductions like “Hi, how are you?” without including some kind of filler that’s geared toward leaving an exceptional impression? NOTHING! That’s what would happen. They’d die sad and alone for actually believing women have the first fucking clue how things work and what they want out of life. Grow up and WAKE UP, please, you are part of the problem!

I have a lady friend who signed up for this site a little over a week ago. As she was filling out her profile, before she even had pictures up, she started to get messages from guys wanting to talk to her. Since then she’s gotten several dozen messages.

I’ve been on this website for twice as long as she has. Do you know how many messages I’ve gotten? Two. One of which was an insult from some douche telling me that I should read a book instead of researching shit online. Do you have any idea how frustrating that is? No. You don’t. You haven’t a clue. Because all your life you’ve had people jumping over each other trying to impress you. So I don’t want to hear your shit, ok? Instead of wasting so much time telling people that they’re approaching you all wrong, why don’t you take the time to get to KNOW THEM!? We’re all strangers in the beginning, nobody knows shit about anyone else. So what? The only way that’s going to change is if you do something about it. Hell, they’ve already done the hard part for you… they introduced themselves and are readily willing to carry the entire god damn conversation. All you have to do is give them a chance to tell their story and acknowledge the fact that they went out of their way for you. Taking the risk that you’d be yet another abusive fool interested in nothing but ripping people apart for their own amusement because they’re tired of everything being so easy.

You want more of a challenge? Try being humble for once. And I don’t mean talking about your flaws. I mean treating someone else like they’re worthy of more than a once over to decide if you want to give them the glorious opportunity to worship the ground you walk on.

Don’t reply to this. I don’t care what you have to say. I don’t want to get to know you. I wasn’t impressed with you and I’m not going to give you the chance to correct me. HOW DOES THAT FEEL? Rhetorical question.

A lot of the specific criticisms in the email are blatently incorrect and judgemental. They are based on assumptions about me that are inaccurate. Regardless, the message is probably more correct than incorrect. Crap.