kicking puppies is bad

Does anyone read this? The demons inside OkCupid have told me that i need to “write a long post (1000+ characters)” to my journal in order to move my profile from 75% complete to 77% complete. I’m not at all sure why I feel that my profile needs to be more complete. For some reason I am obsessed with OkCupid.

What exactly is one supposed to write about in an online journal associated with a personal ad? I am frightened by spray cheese, and the powdered cheese that comes in cheese puffs. It disturbs me that both of these cheese-foods say that they contain real cheese. Real cheese should need to be refridgerated. I wouldn’t be frightened, if there *wasn’t* real cheese in the cheese puffs. Then they would be perfectly acceptable snack/junk food. Does anyone really feel *better* about eating cheese puffs because they say they are made with real cheese?

I’m thinking of buying an ‘Atomic Fireball Stella’ Scooter. This seems like a crazy thing to spend money on. OkCupid says that I am less Thrifty than other people. I find this funny, since I put a higher percent of my income towards retirement than anyone I know. How did OkCupid determine that I wasn’t thrifty? I don’t remember any of the questions referring to spending. I remember a few that dealt with the Lottery — (i.e. if I could win the lottery or have world peace, which would I choose). Did choosing world peace make me “unthrifty”.

One of my friends is referring to my potential purchase as my “Quarter Life Crisis”. Am I having a “Quarter Life Crisis”? Shouldn’t I know if I am having a life crisis? I don’t particularly feel like I am. Is buying a scooter such a bad thing?